"gays will push their sexuality onto their children"
funny because that’s exactly what every straight person does.
|—||Scarlett Johansson’s response to a question about “a hint at a romance” between Natasha & Steve in CA:TWS [X] (via brambleberrycottage)|
How to fuck with anime fans:
Step 1) put a wig on your dog
I love how Hannibal has been making cannibal jokes for 2 seasons and no one has noticed but as soon as Will starts making them Jack is like whoa there friend
when a majority like white/cis/straight people complain about “reverse oppression” it’s like thrashing around in the shallow end of a pool with floaties on screaming that you’re drowning when all you gotta do is stand up and walk out meanwhile the rest of us can barely tread water out in the deep end but nobody notices since the lifeguard is tryna save your whiny ass
Now, videogames haven’t made me violent, but they have made me feel like I’m supposed to pick this up.
1x11 / 2x08
Like he’s tending to a feral animal.
yeah ok but
a multi-headed dragon hydra type monster that learns to sing barbershop quartet style music
In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.
She wrote, “This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”
American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever read.
Getting a test back like…